Oh my god, girls, have you seen Rahul?
He’s got bluish grey eyes.
Yes. Bluish grey.
He’ll really look at you and nod
as you explain away your
dissertation topic.
Step 1- Do not get fooled by those eyes.
Wait, give or take 10 seconds,
he’ll cut you off mid-sentence with his
“Umm, well, actually…”
Mansplaining is his forte,
you’ll realize as you fall prey to
his talents.
Girls, have you met Rahul?
He’s got that Royal Enfield Bullet
that makes all the right noises.
He’ll force to drop you at
places you can reach easily.
Every time.
Awwle, how cute no?
Step 2- Sense the misogyny in his tone
when he says, “Babe, you know how
unsafe it is for girls to travel alone.”
While you’re at it, also wonder
why you started dating him in the first place.
Uff, Rahul is so hot yar.
He’s got those biceps and six abs.
He'll flex those muscles and
make promises like
“Babe, you know
I will always protect you.”
How romantic is that, right?
Step 3- Snap back to reality and
let the sexist overtone sink in.
Run as far as possible, because
the only protection you need is from
a Rahul.
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