Jai Hind

Don’t forget to violently attack young lovers, Jai Hind,

For exchanging harmless flirtations, Jai Hind.

Don’t forget to remember the jawans, Jai Hind,

From the comfort of your settee facing the television, Jai Hind.

Don’t forget to help the poor and needy, Jai Hind.

But force them to undergo sterilization, Jai Hind

Don’t forget to domesticate our forests to attract tourists, Jai Hind.  

Fence it down and mine its core for capital accumulation, Jai Hind.

When the Naxals retaliate, kill them in hordes, Jai Hind

How dare they fight against your nation, Jai Hind.

Don’t forget to crush their dreams of liberation, Jai Hind.

Steal their land and drive them to starvation, Jai Hind.

Stand up for the national anthem or be cursed to damnation, Jai Hind.

And when the dust has settled, attend liberty’s cremation. Jai Hind!