Friday, 2 March 2018

The Minimally Exceptional Life of Unit 2935


The Colony specifies that I must not,
Use the procreative process for personal pleasure.
That I must engage,
In the process that is exercised
In the assessment of mutual compatibility,
Through the exchange
Of directory assistance
And light banter
And amusing anecdotes
Over wax candles
And aromatic food
Only in order to determine a healthy mate,
And as such help expand and strengthen,
Through procreation,
The human resources area of The Colony.

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I was an efficiently operating unit
In the large and expansive machinery of The Colony.
And I was moderately satisfied.
My area of specialisation required
The maximum exertion of the mental faculties
And the physical mechanisms at service.
The internal pumping unit compressed
And expanded
At a healthy rate of 75 beats per minute.
My centre of ideation functioned healthily
And I possessed an average intelligence quotient.
I had a moderately satisfactory skillset:
A team player
And a hard worker.
My cognitive abilities had been adjudged
By the committee as being minimally exceptional.
I am
Minimally exceptional.

But I am a senescent unit now,
And I have no mate.
I have been classified as a senior citizen,
A unit that has dried out into obsolescence:
The battery fluid depleting,
The internal pumping unit registering several aberrances,
Namely myocardial infarctions and inconsistent
And slow beats per minute.
And the process of senescence has given me:
Anatomical incorrectness
Biological unproductiveness
Functional inefficiency.
An additional worriment: the coming into possession
Of severe appearance deficits.
The unpleasant olfactory emanations from the body
And the orifices;
The deficiency of hair;
The gastric irregularities;
The urinary irregularities;
The incoherent rendering of communication;
The unaccustomed stretchability of skin.

Now, thus, I put forth this:
I was more than a unit .
I was more than a unit.
There was an internal pumping unit
Underneath my outer covering
That compressed and expanded too.
Battery fluid traversed through
My channelizing tubes too.
I ideated like all units.
My centre of ideation was capable of registering
A spectrum of temperament modifications
Ranging from
Satisfaction
To threat perception
To mate recognition hypnotism.

Yet now, when I expire,
The health maintenance organisation
Will call it
A terminal episode.
The insurance company
Will refer to it
As negative patient care outcome.
All terminology will be engagement in disinformation.
A requirement of The Colony to de-channelize
The correct information.
It will not be a terminal episode.
It will not be negative patient care outcome.
This is the official system of information directory
That is euphemistic and obscure in nature.
The cause of my expiration will be only,
And only,
Operational exhaustion.


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